Last year, with a surge of optimism that looks incredibly naive in hindsight, we posted our list of ridiculous things to have happened to Leicester City in 2024 on December 16th.
We then watched in horror as Ruud van Nistelrooy picked Danny Ward in goal against Wolves a week later, only for him to concede three goals in the first half, including one where he was lying flat on his back staring up at the sky.
This year, to save us from tears, our data runs all the way up to Christmas Day. If there was one positive to watching in horror as we conceded four to QPR in the first half, it was that at least Jakub Stolarczyk was facing the right way for most of them. If there were two positives, it’s that surely nothing more ridiculous than that can happen in the remaining two games.
So without further ado, here are 111 ridiculous things that happened to Leicester City in 2025:
- Jannik Vestergaard bringing his dog to the training ground
- Harry Winks being put in the LCFC bomb squad because he didn’t want to spend any time in Leicester after his child was born
- Harry Winks posting a photo of himself sipping aperol spritz during a game
- Harry Winks refusing to celebrate a goal because he was upset with the fans
- Harry Winks not being sold despite any of the above facts
- Harry Winks then coming back to be one of the key players in the team
- Harry Winks being restored to the bomb squad within two months of his return
- Addressing Ruud van Nistelrooy’s desperate pleas for reinforcements in January by signing Woyo Coulibaly to be third choice right back
- When a fan made a video compilation of 19 goals James Justin was at fault for halfway through last season
- Woyo Coulibaly being hauled off at half time in his first start because we were 3-0 down to Brentford and then never playing again for the rest of the season so we had to keep playing James Justin anyway
- When we tried to buy a player from our feeder club and Jon Rudkin couldn’t agree a fee with himself
- Jon Rudkin being listed as part of an MBA course delivering a workshop on “learning and improving standards”
- Jon Rudkin’s workshop being removed from the MBA course
- When LCFC Women sold a goalkeeper to Tottenham right before playing Tottenham then watching her keep a clean sheet while our own keeper scored an own goal, meaning we lost 1-0 despite Tottenham not having a shot on target
- The club selling £245 “pitch-facing lounge” hospitality tickets for a pre-game experience based at the Tigers ground
- A referee making his Premier League debut aged 49 then having to be replaced in the first half after being knocked out by Jordan Ayew
- Jamie Vardy blowing his whistle to stop the game so the ref could get treatment
- Losing 8 games in a row without scoring
- Coming within one game of the all-time Premier League record of consecutive games without scoring
- Learning that the current holder of the all-time record for consecutive Premier League games without scoring, Crystal Palace, ended their goalless drought in 1995 by scoring against Leicester City
- Wolves currently being on a run of 20 league games without a win since they beat Leicester City
- Not scoring a league goal at home between 8th December and 3rd May
- Our only win in five months between December and May coming away at Spurs
- Following up the victory over Spurs by conceding the fourth fastest goal in Premier League history after 10.18 seconds in the next game at Everton
- Picking up more points in the 5 games after being relegated than in the previous 20 games combined
- When Notts Forest tried to “do a Leicester” then got knocked out of the Champions League places by our worst-ever top flight team
- Evangelos Marinakis being so outraged by being knocked out of the Champions League places by our worst-ever top flight team that he marched on the pitch and shouted at the manager, setting in motion a chain of events that caused them to ban Gary Neville from the City Ground and eventually end up with Ange Postecoglou as manager
- When a journalist from The Athletic said Forest were “as good, if not better than” our title-winning team from 2016
- The official supporters’ club releasing a statement saying “We are supporters, so we back the club no matter what”
- When the club did a Goal of the Month competition for February and the men’s team had scored zero league goals in the entire month
- Enzo Maresca revealing that he and his Chelsea coaching staff stayed up until 2am trying to figure out how to beat us when we’d lost 11 games out of 12
- When a fan emailed the club to cancel their Direct Debit and received a reply thanking them for renewing their season ticket for the forthcoming season and entering them into a prize draw
- Being knocked out of the 4th round of the FA Cup by a 93rd minute offside goal because that’s the one scenario in which VAR isn’t used in games between Premier League teams
- Ruud van Nistelrooy getting into a fight with Caleb Okoli because Okoli was wearing boots that made him fall over too much
- When Patson Daka couldn’t travel to play for Zambia because his work permit to play for us had expired
- Jannik Vestergaard’s Churchillian rallying cry: “We are in a difficult period at Leicester, where we have not performed, and I have not been in the last two games. I don’t take it too seriously”
- The club’s online shop being unavailable to international fans for months on end
- Paris Saint-Germain winning more games against Premier League teams than Leicester did in the second half of the 2024/25 season
- Everyone saying Leicester were waiting to July 1st to sack Ruud van Nistelrooy for PSR reasons then sacking him on June 27th so it was all just a massive waste of time
- Paying Odsonne Edouard £90,000 per week only for him to spend zero minutes on the pitch for Leicester in 2025
- When the social media admin had a sudden crazed need to wish happy birthday to everyone who had ever played for us
- The official Leicester City account announcing the news of our relegation from the Premier League by saying we had “confirmed our place in the Championship”
- Starting pre-season with Andy King in charge and no coaching staff
- Allowing Brian Barry-Murphy to go manage Cardiff only for it to turn out he might be a better manager than both the person he was assistant manager to and our current manager
- Putting Thai propaganda on the big screens in pre-season #truthfromthailand
- Playing a 3-hour friendly against Leuven and the score ending up 2-1
- When Jon Rudkin jumpscared everyone watching a live stream of the Leuven friendly
- Stephy Mavididi’s Instagram post in pre-season saying we were going to have fun this season
- Having 5 different captains in the month of August
- Making James Justin captain until he stopped playing because he was on the brink of going to Leeds
- Getting £10million-plus for James Justin
- Getting £13million for Kasey McAteer
- Getting money for Conor Coady in August only for Wrexham to ditch him by October
- Conor Coady complaining that nobody understood how difficult it was for him at Leicester City
- Conor Coady making it onto a list of worst Premier League signings as voted for by football agents
- Waiting ages for an away kit and then it’s almost the same colour as the home kit
- Sheffield Wednesday having about 12 players in their entire squad and taking the lead against us
- Wout Faes cupping his ears at the fans when he scored the winner
- Not having a sponsor for the first two months of the season, then sacking the CEO and bringing back the old sponsor
- Advertising ‘Stop loan sharks’ at the ground while there’s an unlicensed crypto casino on the front of the shirt
- The advertising boards saying ‘Got a leak?’ just after we’d conceded a ludicrous goal against Ipswich
- Van Nistelrooy not playing Facundo Buonanotte only for him to get a move to Chelsea
- Victor Kristiansen’s sinister chin strap
- Victor Kristiansen replacing Luke Thomas and putting in such an all-time stinker of a performance we had to go back to Luke Thomas
- Oliver Skipp putting in arguably the best left-back performance of the year
- Luke Thomas getting a new 4-year contract
- Oliver Skipp being a better centre back than all our actual centre backs
- The only permanent signing of the summer being a 38 year old goalkeeper
- Making another signing after the transfer window closed only for that to be a goalkeeper as well
- Marti Cifuentes giving a glowing speech about how important Boubakary Soumare was in late August only to have binned him off completely by December
- Being so bad that Norwich sacked their manager within minutes of losing to us
- When Marti Cifuentes said having too many players killed opportunities for young players
- The club being forced to issue a statement because some fans sang songs about killing the director of football
- Charging fans to go and watch a documentary
- Using a picture of Jordan Ayew as the background for every social media post about a defeat
- The long-awaited interview about wanting to rebuild the connection with fans starting with ‘Khun Top, we are here in Bangkok…’
- Appointing a call centre worker as the new managing director
- Abdul Fatawu’s short spate of laying into referees on Instagram
- Julian Carranza
- Everyone being annoyed about selling Tom Cannon only for it to turn out he was crap
- Tom Cannon then scoring against us after 90 seconds when we played against him
- Hamza Choudhury liking Tom Cannon’s post about scoring against us on Instagram
- Going 2-0 down after four minutes against Sheffield United
- Asmir Begovic liking the club’s posts about going 3-0 down at half time against Sheffield United on Instagram
- Hamza Choudhury scoring a bicycle kick for Bangladesh
- The replies to every Leicester City social post and highlights video being swamped by thousands of Bangladesh fans
- Wout Faes’s aunt joining Foxestalk to pick fights with anyone who slags him off
- When Guy Branston appeared on the BSLB podcast and said Kasey McAteer was 6 foot 4
- Ricardo Pereira, Yohan Benalouane and Papy Mendy hooking up to launch a dating app
- Being about to appoint Russell Martin until the fans chanted abusive songs about Russell Martin during the final game of the season
- Sending a loanee to Falkirk to score the goal that secured Russell Martin’s sacking from Rangers
- Aaron Ramsey being sent off 30 minutes into his debut
- Bade Aluko being sent off 30 minutes into his debut
- Jakub Stolarczyk for Preston’s opening goal
- Jakub Stolarczyk for Ipswich’s goal
- A succession of Championship teams targeting the ball over the top of Luke Thomas and Leicester doing absolutely nothing about it
- Abdul Fatawu hitting the bar at Swansea with a shot from the centre circle
- Abdul Fatawu scoring from inside his own half against Ipswich
- Sammy Braybrooke scoring from his own half for Newport a week later
- The club flogging a load of merch about the Fatawu goal just before we dropped the worst performance of the season
- The merch calling it “the longest Championship goal” even though we have conceded a longer goal in the Championship at the same ground
- Being 3-0 down at half time 7 times in 2025 (so far)
- Being 4-0 down at half time to the club that Marti Cifuentes paid money to leave to take the Leicester job
- The club not announcing the attendances now everyone’s stopped going
- Coventry charging £45 for an away ticket
- Fox Travel charging £30 for a 45-minute drive to Coventry
- Aligning the staff payroll with the King Power Group and telling the staff the day before they expected to get paid for Christmas
- Patson Daka being our only senior striker and ending 2025 with 1 goal scored for us
- Patson Daka going almost an entire calendar year without scoring and still being the best striker at the club
- Patson Daka scoring his second goal of 2025 on 22nd December… for Zambia
- Patson Daka celebrating his second goal of 2025 with a backflip and landing on his neck







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