AI LCFC: Leicester City’s 10 brightest ideas revealed
We asked ChatGPT to give us 10 ideas for April Fools articles about things Leicester City Football Club might implement.
Some of them are actually pretty good.
1. Leicester City to Reinstate Filbert Street as First-Team Training Ground
In a surprise move, Leicester City has announced plans to relocate training sessions back to the historic Filbert Street site, citing “nostalgia-driven performance enhancements.” A club spokesperson claims that studies have shown players perform better when surrounded by memories of past glories.
Despite the fact that the site is now mostly student housing, the club insists the “spiritual energy” of the old ground will improve team morale. Some fans are excited, while others are sceptical, wondering how the players will train between parked cars and student flats. The move is set to begin “as soon as the council allows.”
TFW verdict: Let’s do it. Out with the Seagrave hotel, spa, doggy day care and golf resort. In with the inner city pressure.
2. King Power Stadium to Trial 'Safe Standing'… But Only for Goalkeepers
Leicester City has announced the Premier League’s first-ever goalkeeper-exclusive safe-standing section, allowing goalkeepers to stand in a special area while the rest of the stadium remains seated. Club officials say this is a “groundbreaking” initiative to promote “seating fairness” across all positions on the pitch.
Critics question the logic, noting that goalkeepers already stand for 90 minutes. But Ruud can Nistelrooy fully supports the move, stating, “It’s a game-changer for goalkeeper morale.” Danny Ward has reportedly requested a private standing section with padded flooring for “maximum comfort.” Implementation is set for “whenever FIFA approves.”
TFW verdict: ChatGPT. Please. No real ideas.
3. Leicester City’s New Kit Deal Includes Mandatory Player Bow Ties for 'Classier Look'
In an unexpected twist, Leicester City’s new kit sponsor has introduced a radical design feature: mandatory bow ties for all players during matches. The club claims this will create a “classier, more refined” image and “intimidate opponents with sheer elegance.”
Designers insist the aerodynamic bow ties will not hinder performance, though some players have complained about chafing during training. A leaked prototype features a blue silk bow, with an optional gold trim for European matches. The Premier League is yet to approve the change, but sources suggest referees may be required to wear tuxedos to maintain a consistent aesthetic.
TFW verdict: Spanish side Cultural Leonesa beat us to this about a decade ago. Must try harder.
4. Jamie Vardy to Take Over as Leicester’s Official Pre-Match DJ
Leicester City has confirmed that striker Jamie Vardy will take on additional responsibilities as the club’s official pre-match DJ. Citing his love for house music, Vardy has promised to deliver a “banging set” before every home game, featuring classics from the ‘90s rave scene alongside modern anthems.
“The lads need energy, and I’m here to provide it,” he declared. The club has even installed a DJ booth near the dugout so Vardy can mix tracks while warming up. Early reviews are mixed, with some fans loving the party atmosphere and others questioning if he’ll have time to practice finishing drills.
TFW verdict: Just don’t let his daughter near the mic…
5. King Power Stadium to Introduce Fox-Themed Goal Celebrations, Including Real Foxes
In an effort to make goal celebrations more entertaining, Leicester City has announced a new tradition: real foxes will be released onto the pitch every time the team scores. The club says the move embraces its Foxes identity while adding an “element of unpredictability” to games.
Specially trained foxes will be housed in a secure enclosure near the touchline, ready to sprint across the field on command. PETA has already raised concerns, while some players worry about “accidental nutmegs” involving the animals. The first test run will happen in an upcoming friendly—assuming the foxes don’t escape into the city first.
TFW verdict: God knows we could do with any element of unpredictability. Although the foxes wouldn’t have seen daylight for 3 months if they can’t be unleashed until Leicester score a goal.
6. Leicester City to Rename Club to 'King Power FC' for Sponsorship Purposes
Leicester City has reportedly agreed to a controversial rebrand, renaming itself “King Power FC” to “strengthen global marketing opportunities.” Club executives argue the new name enhances sponsorship visibility, but fans are outraged, launching #KeepLeicesterCity trending on social media. A leaked club crest redesign features an enormous “KP” logo replacing the traditional fox.
Some sources suggest a further rename to “Fox Power United” is also under consideration. The Premier League has yet to approve the change, but insiders claim club officials are already practicing saying “Welcome to King Power FC” for media appearances. The official announcement is expected on April 1st.
TFW verdict: For some fans, this happened years ago.
7. Ruud van Nistelrooy to Star in a Netflix Documentary About Tactical Genius
Ruud van Nistelrooy is set to feature in an exclusive Netflix documentary titled "Mind Over Football: The Tactical Genius of Ruud van Nistelrooy.” The six-part series will explore how his “philosophy-based” approach to football has revolutionised the game, with exaggerated claims comparing him to Sir Alex Ferguson and Pep Guardiola.
Episodes will include detailed analyses of his best league finishes and a deep dive into why sideways passing is actually a “masterstroke.” Netflix is said to be investing millions in CGI effects to visually demonstrate his tactical ideas, including animated arrows swirling dramatically around the King Power pitch.
TFW verdict: This seems cruel.
8. Leicester City to Unveil a New 15,000-Seater Rooftop Beer Garden at King Power Stadium
Leicester City has announced plans to build the Premier League’s first-ever rooftop beer garden at the King Power Stadium. The 15,000-seater area will feature a retractable roof, built-in pint dispensers at every seat, and an on-site kebab van.
The club claims the rooftop expansion will “enhance the matchday experience” while also providing a perfect vantage point for fans who want to enjoy football “with a bit of fresh air.” Season ticket prices will reportedly include one free pint per goal. Engineers are still assessing whether the stadium roof can hold 15,000 people, but club officials remain “optimistically confident.”
TFW verdict: APPROVED. Shame there won’t be any free pints though.
9. Leicester City to Ban Goal Celebrations Longer Than 10 Seconds
In a bid to improve time management, Leicester City has introduced a new rule banning goal celebrations lasting longer than 10 seconds. Any player who exceeds the limit will receive a club fine and be forced to do extra laps in training. The controversial move is reportedly aimed at preventing “overindulgent knee slides” and excessive dancing.
A designated club official, unofficially nicknamed the “Celebration Police,” will stand on the touchline with a stopwatch. Fans are divided, with some praising the professionalism, while others worry that the rule could kill team morale. Abdul Fatawu has already vowed to protest by celebrating for exactly 9.9 seconds every time.
TFW verdict: Way too many goal-based ideas here. Are you trolling us, ChatGPT?
10. Leicester to Sign Former Player as ‘Club Motivator’—No Playing, Just Shouting Encouragement
Leicester City has made an unprecedented move in the transfer market by re-signing a club legend—not as a player, but purely as a “motivational presence” on matchdays. The unnamed former player (Wes Morgan? Gary Lineker?) will sit on the bench, offering passionate speeches and well-timed applause to inspire the squad.
The club insists the decision is part of a “mentality-first” approach to football. In an exclusive interview, the new signing says, “I may not be able to play 90 minutes, but I can definitely shout encouragement for 90 minutes.” The move has been widely praised as “revolutionary” by absolutely no one.
TFW verdict: About time we had someone in the dugout who showed a bit of pashun. Sign us up.
